soysad:

sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??

darklorderebus:

The hype is too much. Thank you based Nintendo
kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close
dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me
andrewsadrian:

someone left this as a review on one of my fanfics

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

dgray-man:

"you can’t ship the protagonist and antagonist together!"
just u fkn watch me

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

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